we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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