Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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