I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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