if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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