He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Im part way to drunk.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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