Will you blow on my dice?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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