He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Green mimosas i think yes
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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