in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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