you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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