Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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