Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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