The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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