Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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