Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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