He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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