it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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