I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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