My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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