My hair reeks of homosexuality.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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