You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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