ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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