Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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