Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
When did angry sex become our thing?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
