"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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