Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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