thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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