it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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