I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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