LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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