Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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