Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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