I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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