I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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