Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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