My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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