is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Just puked most of my soul out..
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