But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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