I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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