Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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