38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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