i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize
