return my video game
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
