btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Do vagina's smell?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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