Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm really busy with my period
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