And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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