I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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