can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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