Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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