Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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