I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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