Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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