took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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